Either/Or with Perez Hilton

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Here are my answers:
Boxers, Briefs or Commando? Briefs
Tattoos or Piercings? Tattoos
Britney Spears or Paris Hilton? Britney Spears
Smooth or Crunchy? Crunchy
Mousse, Gel or Hairspray? Curls Rock Amplifying Cream or bust!
Are you pushy or a pushover? A little bit of both
Kiss or no kiss on a first date? Kiss
Tea or coffee? Coffee
Katy Perry or Lily Allen? Katy Perry
Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? ROBERT PATTINSON (!!!!!)
Rod Blagojevich or Eliot Spitzer? Eliot Spitzer
Hard or Soft? Soft
Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga? Christina Aguilera
Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens? Neither
David Beckham or Cristiano Ronaldo? DAVID BECKHAM (!)
People or Us Weekly? Us Weekly
Mariah Carey or Beyonce? Mariah Carey
A night out with the girls or a night in with a guy? Night out with the girls
Ryan Seacrest or Simon Cowell? Ryan Seacrest

How would you answer?